Jewelry Or Artifact? We Can’t Help But Wonder If These Weirdly Designed Accessories Were Made to Be Worn

We use jewelry to complement our outfits and accentuate different parts of our bodies. You can either opt for conventional jewelry choices or make a personal fashion statement with your jewelry. These designs are the most extreme we’ve ever seen in the statement-making jewelry category. In this article, we’ll highlight five pieces of jewelry with weird designs- be prepared to laugh!

No greater love 

We’ve heard of ladies wearing their late mothers’ earrings or men using their dads’ favorite rings just to remember them. What we’ve not heard is women accessorizing with their kids’ teeth.

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After some children lose their teeth, their parents hold onto them as keepsakes by turning them into rings and earrings. What could be crazier than adorning yourself with baby teeth?

Uhm, we’re fine with our plain hands

As much as we all preach the gospel of practical or functional jewelry, aesthetics shouldn’t be overshadowed by functionality. When a piece of jewelry offers all function and no aesthetics, it has become a tool! Well, here is one of those tools.

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Just a glance at these jewelry pieces, and you’ll think they are a torture instrument. Well, an American designer named Jennifer Crupi made them in 2013 to ‘manipulate hand gestures.’ Of course, these hands aren’t for everyone- definitely not for us.

At least they aren’t so close to the neck

Imagine someone buying you a necklace, and you eagerly look at the jewelry box- only to look back up at the person to ask them how you’ve offended them. This jewelry fits right into that not-so-pleasant imagination.

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This neckpiece is the creation of a German designer, Ines Schwotzer. Ines is known for making elaborate metalworks; she made this particular necklace by weaving and braiding. But our question is, did she make the necklace to double as a weapon? 

Having eyes on you literally

The concept of having replicas of body parts on jewelry pieces isn’t a new one, no doubt about that. But this piece of jewelry that we came across on Etsy proves to us that some jewelers can take the concept to the farthest extreme.

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Although we’re glad it’s not a necklace pendant, the fact this eye-thingy is a brooch doesn’t make it any less creepy. Imagine being in a meeting with your boss, and you spot this creepy eye on her suit. Can anything stop you from laughing?

“Yay! Our fave arachnids are here!”

Although armlets aren’t commonly worn on regular days, they always look good on a costume party night. Well, you’ll surely turn heads if you show up at a party wearing this armlet.

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This Rebekah Frank’s armlet seems like a representation of scorpions, don’t you think? Rebekah, why would you go through so much stress only to have your ‘innovative jewelry’ kept at a museum? Last we checked, arachnids weren’t our best friends.

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