You’ll agree with us that the holidays are never long enough. So, while you’re trying to readjust to your work routine, good laughter can be the tension release you need. That’s why we bring to you Noelle, the amazing cat known as Bap.kat, who has been trending on TikTok. This cat’s choices when playing “Cards Against Humanity” with her owner Nick are just so funny. She is sassy, devious, and smarter than you think. Here are five of her best responses.
She’s a really private cat
Even pets have secrets they don’t want to share with their family and friends; it seems like Noelle revealed hers in this funny video. The card game “Pink Your Poison” prompted her with the option of getting shot in both kneecaps or letting everyone go through her room.
Don’t be fooled by this cat’s cuteness. Noelle opted for getting shot rather than having people look through her stuff. This makes us wonder what she might be hiding in her private space.
Nobody could have expected that!
As much as all of Noelle’s Cards Against Humanity answers are funny, a few stand out for being downright shocking. This answer belongs to the shocking category, no doubt.
To complete the statement, ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like,’ the cat bapped the ‘my second abortion’ card! The surprise in her owner’s voice as he called her name made it even funnier.
Of course, she’s a smart cat
There are many times when Noelle’s response is what nobody else would have picked; there are also times when she picks a card that we would have picked. It’s amazing how smart and witty she is, answering like a dark comedian.
Choosing between sucking a tampon and getting involved in a drive-by shooting– is there really a choice to make? Noelle picked the shooting card, successfully reminding us of how smart she is. She didn’t hesitate at all!
Could a twist be sharper than this?
Noelle is full of surprises, always leaving her 2 million TikTok followers clutching their sides in pain from laughing. Those moments when the cute cat makes badass card choices without looking fazed make us do a double take.
When she picked incest as what can be expected to go out the new year, we had no idea that necrophilia would follow as what can be expected to be in! Even Nick shouted, “What is wrong with you?” We want to believe our beloved cat didn’t mean it.
We just need to know who took it
In this video, Noelle’s answer to the reason all classes were canceled was a card that said ‘Adderall.’ Well, if Adderall causes class cancellation, shouldn’t we know if it was the teacher or students who took it?
Interestingly, Nick pushed his cat to make another choice, but it wasn’t better. The second card read, ‘an active shooter’! He shouldn’t have asked a follow-up question. Noelle is dark!
